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Abbey Roadkill: A Roller Derby Discography

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by Nicole Matos

Abbey Roadkill, A Boy Named Tsunami, Adam Rant, Afternoon DD-Lite, Alison
Chains, Amandaheim Steamroller, Ashley Thudd, Assaultin’ Pepa, Attaxyl Rose.

Back Stabbath, Belinda Scarlisle, Beyonslay, Beth Metal, Bettie Davis Dies,
Biggie Falls, Bitchie Sambora, Bomb Gnarley, Brawlin’ Oates.

Bruise Springsteen, Cat Scratch Cleaver, Chrissie B. Hynde, Christina Slaguilera,
DJ Danger Meowch, Depeche Maud, Dianasaurus Ross, Dizzy Molest-me.

Eddie Van Nail ‘Em, Ella Fitz-peril, Ethanol Merman, Fall Out Girl, Feely Dan,
Fisted Cysta, Freddie Mercury Poisoning, Fury Elise.

Genie in a Battle, Gori Amos, Gracie D/C, Gwen Danzig, Hehena Haole, Hurt
Cobain, Ina Gadda Da Beatcha, Indigo Hurls, Iron Matron, Ivana B. Sedated.

Justin Bibe, Jesus Christ Coach, Jammin Joplin, Jethro Skull, Joan Cougar
Menstrualcramp, Kamikozzy Osbourne, Kate Ambush.

Leather and Laces, Leggy Gaga, Lil’ Red Curvette, Liz Khalifa, Machete Vedder,
Megabeth, Melvis Breastley, Missyle Elliott, Mos Death.

Nancy Spinatra, Nelly Hurtado, Nicki Karnaj, Nico Suave, Olivia Shootin’ John,
Otis Shredding, PWN Jett.

Pain Terra, Paralyzer Minelli, Pariah Carey, Rage Against the Sewing Machine,
Rascal Splats, Sargent Pepper Spray, Scarey Underwood.

Secret Asian Man, Shania Trainwreck, Sinead O’ Clobber, Skeevy Ray Vaughn,
Skid Vicious, Slammy Hagar.

Smashing Punchkins, Snoop Dodge, Spawn Jovi, Taelor Swiftkick, Tupacalypse,
Threat Michaels, ThudHoney, Urethra Franklin.

Vanilla Ice Pack, Varuca Assault, Vegina N. Spektor, Violent Fembot, Ziggy
Skullbust.


About the Author:

Nicole Matos is a Chicago-based writer, professor and derby girl. Her written work has appeared in such publications as Salon, The Classical, THE2NDHAND txt, Chicago Literati, Vine Leaves, neutrons protons, and others.

She competes as Nicomatose #D0A with The Chicago Outfit Roller Derby, proud member of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA), where skaters are the primary owner-operators of their leagues, and all leagues have a voice.